laughs at own jokes

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lexieloveyoulikeacupcake

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

tyleroakley

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

kateordie

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.

perks-of-being-chinese
1-800-hellyeah

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

arooooo

@ladyepicenter

nataliesama

how the fuck

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